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Laid back boy, up for just about anything lilypichu logo my mid 30s now, but everyone thinks im in my twenties, i wish, ive got boyfrriend shit together, i have a good job and can support myself, im a grown man not a boy seeking to meet a female(not a gir)l who knows what she wants, dont have time forgetting to old for all the b. Im waiting for a LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP ONLY.

Name: Lorenza
Age: 22
City: Accomack County, Yoncalla
Hair: Black
Relation Type: Suck This In Front Of Her
Seeking: Look For Sexual Partners
Relationship Status: Never Married

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Did it hurt? How is your fever?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. My best feature is covered up. Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll boygriend your heart, and you'll steal mine.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. For the one percent of people who have not, switch to another pickup line quickly.

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Did what hurt? Did the cops arrest you earlier?

You smell! You are hotter than a sunburn!

Do you like Nintendo? For some reason, I was feeling a little off today.

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In your own honest opinion, how does it feel to look so great? If he actually does smell, he will never know that you actually did want him to shower. boyfrriend

Cause you satisfy me. I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

Dirty pick-up lines to use on guys

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Could you please this hand for me as I go walk in the park? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Would you mind if I give you a kiss right now? Boy: The craigslist illinois quincy to write down my or to go out with me?

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Instead, you can use these ideas to break the ice and start an engaging conversation. Do you have a pencil?

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber. Do you have a watch?

Pick up lines for girls to use on guys

A little too corny, but it will get your point across. There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Do you want to make a connection with your boy-crush?